Enjoy the day of ghouls, witches and really bizarre costumes!
There was this man sitting in church on a Sunday. He seemed to be in deep thought. The Pastor approached the man and asked if there was anything wrong. The man replied, “I’m worried about my hearing”. The minister asked the man if he needed his assistance telling him that it would make him feel better. The man agreed. The Preacher grabbed him by the ears and flung him out of his sitting place and onto the floor in front of the Pulpit. The minister shook him and slapped on the ears and demanded that the Devil leave him. Suddenly, the preacher threw him back into his seat and asked him how his hearing was doing now? The man answered, “I don’t know, it’s not until next Wednesday”.
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?"
He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!"
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
"Where's my toast ?"
Wow what a Sunday!
Took a bus to Ralph Wilson Stadium Sunday to see my first live NFL game-the Buffalo Bills vs the Jets.
My observations:
1) There isn't a bad seat in the stadium--we had a spot cordoned off with 1 wheelchair slot and a regular seat. Perfect for Suz and I--close to the bathrooms.
2) It looks much smaller than on TV
3) It was fun watching Security pounce on the drunks....
4) The bus trip was terrific! Stopped at the Pembroke Rest Stop both ways for a restroom break and a snack.
and...WE GOT OUR FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON!!!!