George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using
so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! There would be 11
million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down, bring
our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal
immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and
ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve
a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax
him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he
defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life
for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without
the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both of the
problems, forward it to your friends. I just did!