Good joke

Blonde gets on a plans at LAX. Sits in a First Class seat. Flight attendant asks to see her ticket and says "Madam, you have an Economy ticket. This is a First Class seat. You must move to the rear of the plane". Blonde says "No! I am a blonde and I reserve the right to sit here. I am comfortable here".

Flight Attendant goes to get the Senior Steward, who asks to see her ticket. "Madam, this is an Economy ticket. This is a First Class seat. You must go sit in the rear compartment". Blonde says "No! I am a blonde and I reserve the right to sit here. I am comfortable here".

Just then the Captain comes by and the Chief Steward pulls him aside and tells of the problem. The Captain says "OK, I'll handle this - I am married to a Blonde ... "

The Captain goes up to the Blonde and says "Madam, may I see your ticket? ... Ah! thank you! ... Ah! I see you are routed through to London ..."

He then bends over and whispers in the Blonde's ear. She immediately gets up and goes to sit in the rear of the aircraft.

The Stewards are dumbfounded. The chief Steward asks "What did you say to her ... "

"That's easy" said the Captain ... "I told her First Class was not going to London ..."

Posted by pboulay at February 5, 2007 07:54 PM