Joke

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water
and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and
is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk,
"Are you ready to find Jesus?" "Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the
preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river.

He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No I haven't". The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?". The drunk again
answers, "No, I have not found Jesus". By this time the preacher is at
his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he
holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him
up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, have You
found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says
to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"