September 23, 2004Joke Courtesy of Missy
From the complicated mind of Vince Clark:
A bloke walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give
him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the man pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "My Way" by Frank Sinatra
"That is amazing!" says the bartender and gives the bloke his free beer.
"If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The bartender agrees, so the man pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.
The bartender, completely amazed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for $1000. Eventually the man reluctantly agrees to the sale.
"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off
that frog."
"Can you keep a secret?" say's the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."
Posted by pboulay at September 23, 2004 07:57 PM