August 21, 2003"If you live eighty years, at best you get six minutes of pure magic." (From my George Carlin Desk Calendar)
One of the very few I disagree with...there is magic in every single day. There's magic in a little girl's birthday party, there's magic in a sunny day....and today even though she came home from work sick (sinus headache) Suz smiled and kissed me before I left for work.....
comedy genius, at times
i love his white people blues one:
I got a proposition for ya. I think that if white people are gonna burn down black churches, then black people oughtta burn down The House of Blues. Huh? What a fuckin disgrace that place is. The House of Blues? They oughtta call it The House of Lame White Motherfuckers. Inauthentic, low frequency, single digit, lame, white motherfuckers. Especially these male movie stars who think they're blues artists. You ever see these guys? Don't you just wanna puke in your soup when one of these fat, balding, overweight, overaged, out of shape, middle aged male movie stars jumps on stage and starts blowin into a harmonica? It's a fuckin sacrilege. In the 1st place, white people got no business playin the blues ever, at all, under any circumstances, ever, ever, ever! What the fuck do white people have 2 be blue about!? Bannana Republic ran out of Khakis? The Expresso Machine is jammed? Hootie and The Blowfish are breaking up??! Shyt, white people oughtta understand, their job is to GIVE people the blues, not 2 get them! And certainly not 2 sing or play them. Tell you a little secret about the blues, it's not enough to know which notes to play, you gotta know why they need to be played!
And another thing, I dont think white people should be trying to dance like blacks! Stop that! Stick to your faggoty polkas and waltzes! And that repulsive country line-dancing shyt that you do! And be yourself, be proud, be white, be lame and get the fuck off the dance floor!
And I don't think white women should be calling each other girlfriend! Stop pretending to black! And no matter what color you are, "You go girl" should probably go! Right along with "You da man!" "You da man!". Oh yeah??? "Well you da fuckin donkey!"
(stolen from here
Posted by: neil at August 22, 2003 10:55 PM
sorry - that link should have been
http://www.blurty.com/talkread.bml?journal=live_from_ny&itemid=9958
Posted by: neil at August 22, 2003 10:56 PM
I have to agree with you Pete...there is Magic in every day. I can be feeling stressed that I haven't gotten enough chores in the day because Megan's been particularly cranky but all I have to see is one toothless smile from her and it all washes away!!
Posted by: Melissa at August 23, 2003 11:46 AM